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REBEL WITHOUT A CLUE: Not crazy, just dysfunctional

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Dear readers and accidental passers-by,

I really don’t feel like writing a profile. So here is a list of three things I love, three things I hate, and three things about me.

I love:

Cats

Plants

Men

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I hate:

Winter

Spicy foods

Men

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Three things about me:

I smoke

I wear size 8 shoes

I have a love/hate relashionship with men.

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There. I hope you’re happy.

Now that the bio is out of the way, here is my contact info, which you will also find scattered all over my blog, because I’m really desperate for friends.

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My WP profile:

http://wordpress.com/profile/salomey5/

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My Technorati stuff that i don’t quite understand how it works or what it does, but I read that it was good to have it, so there you have it.

Blog Information

Profile for salomey5

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If you’re the stalker type but missed the link in my blogroll, go and become my MyFace friend at:

http://www.myspace.com/salomey5

I was also stupid enough to sign up on Twitter, so you may contribute to prevent me from having a life by following me at:

http://twitter.com/salomey5.

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Another thing, in case you’re bored and are looking for some reading material that isn’t costly on brain cells, I invite you to read THIS POST.

It was originally a sticky post which I had pinned at the top of my homepage to warn my more sensitive readers that I swear like a fucking sailor.

It’s a pretty good post too, if you ask me… Unfortunately, it proved confusing for Julian some of my readers, who didn’t think of scrolling down my homepage, assumed that I hadn’t posted since January, and sent me two pms last night to ask me why the hell I wasn’t updating.

So for Julian’s their sake, I have un-stickied the sticky. However, I find it’d be a bit of a shame to let this fantastic post get lost in the shuffle of all the  bullshit I write, which is why I’m linking it here.

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Ok, bio, check; contact info, check; pimping of old posts, check… What’s next? Ah, apologizing to the reader (Julian) who I may have alienated by making fun of him in my “About me” section.

So Julian, if you show up here and read this, please don’t be offended. I’m not laughing at you, but I’m still laughing from your pm, which cracked me up. Cute mistake.

So how about I try to make up for it by dropping a link to your blog, how’s that for an apology?

So people, go read Julian’s blog, it’s very funny, and you need to support us Canadians anyway, bcause we’re simply awesome. Yes, even the ones who live in Alberta!

His blog is called:

Things that make my head explode.

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OK, enough about Julian, and back to me.

If you have the irrepressible need to tell me that:

-you love me

-you hate me

-you’d love to punch me in my filthy mouth

-you wish you could personally wash the aforementioned filthy mouth with soap

-you would like to take me out for sushi and + if affinities

-you have found a dead link somewhere on my blog and want me to fix it

but find that leaving a comment is below you, and desire to communicate with me and only me alone, type a message in the big white box below and whine or praise to your heart’s content. And no one but me will see it, promise!

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