American Idol 7 “recap” – Top 5 results

 
Hi. How are you guys doing? Did you know that having your hockey team getting its ass kicked out of the series by stupid Philadelphia sucks? I’ve been mulling over this since Saturday night. I’m sure it will pass.
Do you remember last week’s episode of Idol? The one where Sunshine finally goes bye-bye, and I [...]

American Idol 7 “Recap” – Top 5

WTF???
OK this has got to be the goofiest episode of Idol this season! I laughed tonight, seriously. Between Ryan on speed, Paula on acid, and more than half of the contestants on some unidentified narcotics, this has got to be one of my favourite shows this season.
So first of all, I’d like to inform all [...]

American Idol 7 “Recap” – Top 6 Results

Ok, this is my current standing as far as “recapping” goes:
-Top 8 performances: about a third written
-Top 8 results: zip
Top 7 results: somewhere between a quarter and a third written
Top 6 performances: haven’t even watched the show yet.
So I decided to try something new, again.
Last night, I was making a lame attempt at “recapping”, when [...]

American Idol 7 Recap – Top 7

 
I’m back. Finally. Sorry about last week. I’m sure I’ll eventually get to those “recaps”, but for the time being, I’ll do my best to just keep up with the show. 
  
Here are my excuses:
Last week, there was just way too much Idol to watch to recap any.
Last Tuesday, my blog reached 1000 hits, after exactly [...]

American Idol 7 recap – Top 9 Results

 
Yeay, dude, no more partying instead of blogging. That is a lot of catching up to do.
Plus next week, we’ll have Idol, then Idol Gives Head, then Idol again.
If I do any recapping of stupid Idol Gives Head, I’ll keep it strictly about the contestants. But screw recapping the whole thing. I want at least [...]

American Idol 7 Recap – Top 9

Well, hello people, I hope you had a great April Fool’s day, peed on a lot of Saran Wrap, and read a lot of stupid “OMG Kristy Lee is sooooooooooo fantastic!!!” joke threads on the IMDB Idol message boards, just like I did.
Although I did manage to brilliantly avoid the Saran Wrap, but that is [...]

American Idol 7 recap – Top 10 Results

 
Yeah, I know, I’m late. Writing these fuckers takes ages. And I don’t seem to be able to control the flow of my words. Once I’m gone, I’m gone, and I can’t stop.
OK. Let’s see if I can recap this in less than 50 000 words… I love a challenge.
 
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American Idol 7 Recap – Top 10, part 1

Howdy again.
OK, this part 1 of my recap of last night’s top 10 show.
And before you email me two days from now, asking me where the hell part 2 is, let me tell you right away: it’s already been posted. All you have to do is scroll down and read it.
And before you email to [...]

American Idol 7 Recap – Top 10, part 2

Hi again,
Tonight, I’m bringing you guys something different: a drunken recap of the last half-hour of tonight’s show.
Followed by, tomorrow, a sober recap of the first hour of what will be, by then, last night’s show (if said show finishes downloading by tomorrow, that is.).
You like the new format? Yes? Great.
Before we get started, though, [...]

American Idol 7 recap – Top 11 Results

  
It’s here! The late delayed live recap of the top 11 results show.
Which if you ask me, was a lot more fun than both last week’s results show, and Tuesday’s abysmal Beatles night. I guess they’re not bullshitting when they say there can be too much of a good thing.
 
So, what’s on the menu for [...]