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First of all, hello and welcome to the twisted world of Rebel Without A Clue: Not crazy, just dysfunctional, which, let’s face it, isn’t all that twisted, although it is indeed rather dysfunctional.
Now that I’ve figured how to create a sticky post, I thought I’d use that newly acquired knowledge to share some valuable information with you guys.
Should you find yourself, for one reason or another, landing on this here blog, and are either a 13 years old, a born-again Christian, or simply easily offended, you might not like it here.
I swear like a sailor, harbour a profound dislike for the preachy hyper-religious types, and enjoy taking the piss at a vast array of people, including… well, everyone.
So if you disapprove of my over-the-top use of the F word, my Elisabeth Hasselbeck bashing, or my habit of randomly inserting sex and drug-consumption scenes in my American Idol “recaps”, I beseech you, turn away. NOW. Here’s the exit door. Good-bye, and thanks for dropping by. (And for the record, that website is not as nauseating as its name would seem to indicate, so don’t be scared of clicking on it.)
To the rest of you who are still here, if there are any, I invite you to scroll down to my latest posts (after hitting the “back” button on your browser, because if you’re reading this, it means that you’re no longer on my homepage, y’see? No? Nevermind…)
If you’re a moron who doesn’t know what or where your browser’s “back” button is (tsk!), use one of the multiple fancy navigation thingies on the right of this page, or better, head to my fantabulous “Site Map”, which is never quite up to date, but since you can’t even identify a browser’s “back” button, so fucking what, it’s not like you’ll notice it anyway, tsk.
I hope you enjoy your dysfunctional stay here, and you know what? If you were really cool, like I totally think you are, you’d even tell me about it, by, I don’t know, LEAVING A *&%?@ COMMENT, for instance.
Just a suggestion…
Well, not really…
But not being really THAT serious either…
Back to functionality, if you’re a fellow blogger and, for some obscure reason, would like to exchange links with me, know that unless you are a pedophile, a terrorist, a serial killer, a born-again Christian (or any other brand of fanatical religious loon) or a fan of Ramiele Malubay, your chances that I’ll say yes are like, really really good.
There are a gazillion ways to get in touch with me (besides the obvious: leaving a %?&*@ comment), and you will find them all on my ABOUT page.
That’s about it.
See ya later, bitches! And thanks for your visit!