Tag Archives: DWTS

Dancing with the Stars, episode “the Tea Party crashes the ballroom”

22 Nov

If you had told me six months ago that I would one day find myself campaigning for a Palin, I would have had you wrapped in straight jacket faster than Mama Grizzly can say “Gotcha!”

Six months later, here I am, begging you all to pick up the phone and/or get online tonight and vote your asses off for Bristol Palin to become the eleventh winner of Dancing With The Stars, and the most glaringly undeserving person ever to snatch that tacky mirror ball trinket they dare call a trophy.

I beseech you, do it.

Do it for the lulz.

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The Dancing With the Stars “stars” are pussies

7 Mar

 

Two blondes down, how many more to go?

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  Jewel 

 

I just found out that both Jewel and Nancy O’Dell from Access Hollywood dropped off cheese-fest Dancing With the Stars. And that, just days before it’s slated to start.

Cause: some shit about torn ligaments, smashed knees or whatever.

Yes, you are reading right, the show hasn’t even begun yet. Why the fuck else would I call them “pussies” in the post title?

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