100 Sexy Men in 1 Minute

Yowser…! Where are those emoticons with their eyes popping out of their head when you need them? Have they even been invented yet?

But here’s a more burning question: how come no one never told me about People‘s “100 Sexy Men in 1 Minute” videos? Hmm? U guys really suck. And you gals suck even more.

I, of course, already knew that every year, People awards the title of “Sexiest man alive” to either Brad Pitt or George Clooney, depending whether the year ends in an odd or an even number.

And yes. I do know that People’s latest sexiest dude is neither one of the aforementioned, but Hugh Jackman, but they do have to throw people off once in a while. It will be back to George next year, I tell ya.