Ok, for tonight, screw chronology, logic, Idol, and the fact that it would have been nice if I had “recapped” the performances before the results show, but whatever. I’m fuming, man. I’m pissed.
I didn’t know I could get that pissed over Idol.
Michael Australia got kicked out you guys.
As you may have read in my previous entry, I didn’t take it too well.
Actually, I didn’t take it at all.
Ok, first of all, don’t expect a coherent recap tonight, not that my recap are coherent anyway, but today, I’m starting with the end.
And the end sucked, and it was a fucking scandal, and I fucking disagree with the whole damn thing, including Idol Gives Head.
If they, and their stupid inspirational-my-ass songs hadn’t showed up, My Aussie could have sang another Queen song and blown all of us out of the water. Yes.The water. I’m not in a joking mood tonight.
That was quite a shocker, and I did not see it coming at all.
After Tuesday’s shitty show, I gotta admit that I was totally stumped for my predictions; as in, I had no predictions, and had My David have to go sit his sweet ass on a bar stool, I honestly wouldn’t have been all that surprised.
And, even more honestly, I thought My David’s was actually more likely to have a trapdoor moment than Michael. In my opinion, Aussie Mike was actually better than my sexpot on Tuesday night.
But that’s by the by.
Oh yeah, one more thing: fuck you Ryan Seacrest. You were a complete fucking ass last night. Your little shtick? Not funny.
OK, I just re-watched the end of the show, and man, my mood ain’t improving. It’s gonna be real hard recapping this shit.
Maybe I should just do the whole thing in order. Starting with the end isn’t going to work, I don’t think.
You know what I think I will do? I will go back in time, pretend none of this ever happened, and I’ll do my usual happy, silly little recap. And then at the end, I’ll go off on a massive huge motherfucking rant.
So I invite you to stick around until my hypocritical stupid recap is up.
Until then, please join me in fuming, and blaming all the evils of the planet on Ryan fucking Seacrest.
Here is Michael’s elimination video.